Thursday, May 19, 2011

30 Days of Erotic Truth 4: 'Sex for Sale... CHEAP'

Task: If you were approached and offered to do a porno scene for $20,000, would you do it? And why?

 

 

This is kind of a no-brainer question for me. If I was offered $20,000 to do a porno scene, would I? Yerp.

Why? 3 reasons:

1. I'm broke

2. I got a family

3. I got bills

 

In this economic climate, folks are having a hard time with simple things like buying groceries. With Dept. of Education breathing down my neck, I got too much stuff to do to turn down a chunk of change just because I gotta give up some pussy for it. I don't have any qualms about screwing with no conscience. Hell, I used to do it for sport when I was younger.  

 

And I think my husband would understand.

 

However, there'd have to be some conditions. Just because I'm being paid, doesn't mean I'ma just let the offerer be willy nilly with how I'm giving up my cooch. The short list would include:

 

1. No anal - Some things should be kept exclusively for my man. If the person offering the money says the scene is all anal, all bets are off. I need money, but not at the expense of my poop shoot. So, I'm sorry. I don't think I need anyone violating my rectum at this particular time.

2. No condoms, no cooch - Self explanatory

3. No cum to the face - I don't do this PERIOD.

4. No cum in my mouth - I don't know you, slim. Why would I catch your spunk in my mouth? Eww…

5. Must be a clean environment - If the offerer's idea of a hot sex scene is on a pissy mattress over at the city dump, count me out. If it includes anywhere outdoors where I may be laying down, forget it. Unless it's on a deck chair with SEVERAL clean towels on it.

6. I reserve the right to sue if any parts of 1 through 5 are violated.

 

I'm sure I could come up with more if I put my mind to it. Yeah, it may be cheap or trashy, but if it was the only way I could feed my family, I've have been selling pussy ages ago. A lot of folks don't understand the concept of being willing to do anything to take care of your clan. And still, many folks are quick to say they've never sell sex to feed their kids. Truth is, you don't know WHAT you'd do for your family until you're forced to. Many of my friends would probably say "You should love the person you give yourself to." My response to that would be "I love the people I'm giving myself away FOR. That to me is more important."

 

Besides, sex without love is just that….sex.

2 comments:

Thee_Kween said...

That was quite the raw reply. I dig it. You're right...never say never.

Sundae said...

It's truth, Sis. I don't know what circumstances life may put me into. I've got to be prepared to roll with whatever comes. Being closed-mined won't get people anywhere.